by blackbeltjones September 15, 2010
Get the BANANA MONSTERmug. The Vaj Monster is said to be nothing but an old legend but some may say different its is said that the Vaj Monster is 8 stories tall and over 800 years old. Many people have thought have seen it in the atlantic swimming and sucking up innocent boats with its furry vertical mouth.
by Talbot a. Sanders February 18, 2009
Get the Vaj Monstermug. When you know someone has a specific problem and you try to offer them advice to fix it, but they only persist in putting even more energy into the problem. Therefore, the problem grows in size.
You know that she is obsessed with you and you say that you have no feelings for her, so why would you continue to feed the monster by constantly hanging out with her.
by twist_of_lime_with_salt January 7, 2016
Get the feed the monstermug. An arrogant and ignorant person who believes every inch of the United States that's not within 300 miles of the ocean is desolate wasteland.
by turaligo December 18, 2014
Get the Coast Monstermug. "I wish I could show off my massive biceps but these sleeves keep covering the goods."
"You should call the Sleeve Monster, George. He crushes it every time!"
"You should call the Sleeve Monster, George. He crushes it every time!"
by Sharkbait22 March 28, 2015
Get the Sleeve Monstermug. a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.
a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"
b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"
b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"
by SomeRandomBloke August 19, 2009
Get the Buffet Monstermug. by jason October 16, 2003
Get the pipe monstermug.