Jew Meat

Meat that has been prepared to conform to the Jewish dietary laws. Kosher.

Playing mad libs

Man: "What's the word for Jew meat?"

Woman: "Kosher?"

Man: "Oh yeah... Jew meat... ha."

by J.P.H. June 12, 2008

Meat Slipper

A meat slipper is what a womans vagina resembles after sex. The loose, open and somewhat worn look of a vagina after sexual intercource.

"I banged that chick so hard you could have worn her pussy as a meat slipper"

"Look at the camel toe on that chick, someone turned that shit into a meat slipper!"

by Dekman August 26, 2006

Meat cake

1. A tasty pie, usually packed with meat of some description
2. Term used for the mentally challenged
3. A vagina

Damn! I never knew this meat cake could taste so salaciously delicious!!

by rtyack November 21, 2010

small meat

(n) a small male genital area, a small penis

(n) a phrase used to display your dissatisfaction towards another person, male or female.

Dude, you have such a small meat.

Chris: Do you wanna go fishing around 7 tonight?
Boomer: Nah dude, I have to go to a family dinner.
Chris: You are such a small meat!

by DJ_Calli September 28, 2008

meat bucket

a bitch who is good for nothing but a place to put your cock

Shut the fuck up, meat bucket!

by darril October 6, 2005

bra meat

Breasts, boobies, tits. In other words, the flesh that goes inside a bra.

He loved to take off her clothes and lick her bra meat.

by lyndal June 21, 2007

Meat Mangler

When a person stalks your penis or has a serious obsession with your tool.

Robyn: Baby i want it

Rell: Damn it im playing madden

Robyn: Please baby

Rell: Damn it woman stop acting like such a meat mangler!

by Rello84 September 19, 2011