Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
by Half Mast May 27, 2021
Get the Flag Pole mug.Also known as the "Southern Cross," it is flag with a red field with a blue saltire (diagonal cross), trimmed with white, with 13 white stars used to represent Incestsexuals.
William: Have you seen Robert's new Confederate flag?
Mary: Yeah! I glad to see he's finally showing his southern pride and coming out as Incestsexual.
Mary: Yeah! I glad to see he's finally showing his southern pride and coming out as Incestsexual.
by PleaseWriteYourNameHere August 18, 2024
Get the Confederate Flag mug.The equivalent of ten red flags. If someone flies a Pirate Flag upon initial meeting, it is likely they are not just a warning but a full blown, danger - is - on - the horizon kind of situation. Proceed with extreme caution. Typically associated with Frankies or someone who wears shark slides.
by k27g August 28, 2024
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Usage:
Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?
Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.
Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?
Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.
by mango🥭 jesus December 10, 2024
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Dude 1: "YOOOOOO GUYS LOOK DUDE 2 IS SWAPPING THE BABY ORPHANS AROUND THE ORPHANAGE!!!"
Dude 2: "Dang it bro you flagged me!"
Dude 2: "Dang it bro you flagged me!"
by omaclintock January 8, 2025
Get the Flag mug."i was expLaining to friend the nature of a muLLet haircut when observed by psychopathic feminists.. i think they see my muLLet as a MAN FLAG !!"
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"bro thats so true !!"
by dr_bLur October 24, 2019
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