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boo ninja

A Boo Ninja is a man who consistently scores women which are obviously way out of his league. Most often the Boo Ninja is spotted in bars working his magic. In this setting the Boo Ninja will look much like a scout master holding court with his young charges gathered around a camp fire. But the Boo Ninja is no scout master and his charges are not suburbanites but rather really hot young women and with each word the Boo Ninja speaks his audience will either laugh or compliment him on his wisdom as each competes to be his paramour {fuck} for the evening.
"Look at that bald fat fucking old Boo Ninja... he is old enough to be their fucking grandfather, he had the damn valet park his Yugo and yet look at all of that fabulous {highly fuckable} , boo {pussy} hanging on his every word like he is some fucking mullah {Islamic preacher} issuing a fatwa {religious decree}.
by Jack Magnum, Weremo hunter November 3, 2015
mugGet the boo ninjamug.

Ninja aggressive

its like aggressive (in the passive aggressive sense) but you dont know theyre being aggressive. ....sneaky aggressive.

not to be confused with passive aggressive

Like some farts (silent but deadly)
Im aggressive, but you dont know its happening. Im like ninja aggressive.
by edudnikihc August 1, 2016
mugGet the Ninja aggressivemug.

Galaxy Ninja

Galaxy Ninja is the leader of the Ninja Crew. She is an absolute badass but is kind and caring to those she trusts. She is intelligent and sometimes intimidating. But you get to know her, you start to find she is a funny and caring. She carries two katanas on her back at all times and wears a galaxy mask. G.N for short.
Hey look, it's G.N!”
Watch out dude, Galaxy Ninja can be really scary!”
by Galaxy Ninja October 14, 2019
mugGet the Galaxy Ninjamug.

Fat ninja

When a girl on tinder posts pictures of only her face, and hides the fact that she's fat
Had a date with a really sneaky fat ninja, can't believe I didn't see her second chin in her profile pic!
by Jbomb66 December 2, 2014
mugGet the Fat ninjamug.

Ninja Rampage

When an individual succombs to the pressure of fear, anger, and/or insanity and begins taking out people or groups of people with cunning tactical ninja like efficiency.
Margaret went on a ninja rampage after missing a deadline at work as she stealthfully cut off every driver within a 2 mile radius down i-5 before catching up to her boss and ran him into the ditch.
by nehlewolf May 13, 2011
mugGet the Ninja Rampagemug.

ninja beat

The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.
My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.
by Arjiff January 8, 2014
mugGet the ninja beatmug.

Ninja squirtle

A stealthy shart that sneaks up on you without warning.
I was on my way to the bar when *BAM*, Ninja Squirtle attack.
by L0L0 June 9, 2015
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