pulley system

used to describe the decrease in weight when your balls yank at your scrotum in elephantitus.

my scrotum would fall off if i didn't have a pulley system for my elephantitus.

by forte~pwnz February 13, 2005

metric system

Something that America will never be able to muster the intelligence to use.

Canadian: Why don't you guys use the metric system?
American: We don't know how.
Canadian: It's simple. There are 10 millimeters in a centimeter, 10 centimeters in a decimeter, 10 decimeters in a meter...
American: *Brain overheats and explodes*

by p00flake August 8, 2006

Gyno-Judicial System

An oppressive Gynocentralized political and legal system. Any political or legal institution that passes and enforces laws that specifically benefit or favor the female sex over the male, while at the same time fully understanding that these laws oppress Men, and relegates them to the status of a second class citizen in the eyes of the law.

When it comes to the Gyno-Judicial system... There are over 151+ Laws that circumvent the Constitution that specifically benefit Women... There are zero for dudes. - Terrance Popp

by BF42TH September 29, 2018

dennis system

An acronym to pick up girls, can also be used on guys.
Demonstrate value

Engage physically

Nurture dependence

Neglect emotionally

Inspire hope
Seperate entirely
For more detail google it

-Mitchell

"I used the Dennis system in this girl, feel for me instantly" says the guy.

by Sumo roogo February 28, 2018

system of a down

An awful, awful 'punk band' liked by posers and 'emo'people around the world. These people will call you dumb or illiterate if you say you do not like their music, but this is not the case. Most people dislike their music because it is truely awful.
Please don't confuse me with a chav, as I am not, I am not a part of any particular group, I mainly listen to guitar based music, but I don't go out of my way to promote this fact, nor do I go out of my way to look 'popular' or 'different'. Emo scenesters and 'goth' posers have ruined todays music scene. Bands such as Led Zeppelin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against The Machine, The Strokes, Oasis, The Beatles and many more should be being championed. Anyone can pick up a guitar and play a few power chords over a naff bassline, but it takes sheer talent to do what these guys did. System Of A Down and many others (including but not limited to: Slipknot, Linkin Park, KoRn, Marilyn Manson, Simple Plan, Blink 182, Offspring, etc) make up what is truely the tail end of the music community.

Very little talent required. Simple knowledge of music and song writing is all it takes. Protesting against the war helps in the popularity stakes and strange appearences go without saying.

by Budapest Loves You September 5, 2005

iocaste-system

A Iocaste-system is a system where the mother manipulates the son to rival with the father, or to protect her against the father, in the naively erroneous belief he is causing her unhappiness, or even makes her whole life miserable.

The feminist redefinition of patriarchy as oppression, and the turning of the children against their fathers is the elaboration of the theme and plot.

The vilifying of the male sex is the consequence of the blindness for the Iocaste-system.

by Coffee Baba August 22, 2007

Imperial System

The Imperial System is the superior unit measurement system used by the superior species, Americans. 🦅🦅 The metric system on the other hand, is unnecessary and can go fuck its self.

Julia: Omg the Imperial System is sooooo amazing! It's like sooooo much better than the metric system.

Liam: ikr? 🦅🇺🇸

by a_cool_american January 1, 2022