Farm-Sized

A woman who is so unbelievably fat, she looks like she has to be either milked or fed by a trough. Aka wide as all outside.

Good God! That bitch is one chalupa away from being a farm-sized fattie!!

by TonyRoma70 September 11, 2022

Gage Sized

Someone who is similar in stature and standard measurements to Gage C.

“That guy is kinda cute but he’s Gage Sized….😬”

by PermGirl69 October 7, 2022

Fanta-size

To graphically dream of a "jumbo" can of sugary soft drink.

Sticky-sweet libation aside, lots of guys and gals alike often "fanta-size" about huge genitals, either on their own bodies or on those of their significant other.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

freak size

Short and able to be freaky.

Dang girl u freak size.

by Rizzremreaper March 28, 2023

military sizes

A phrase meaning an object, (often a piece of clothing,) that is only found in sizes "way too small" and "way too big". In the military, uniforms, (especially boots,) are notably only available in these sizes.

"I'm going to a wedding tonight, but all my nice clothes are in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."

by Supernutbar April 5, 2023

Lizzo-Sized

Means you about the size of 1 adult Lizzo.

I wanna lose weight by the summer, Been Lizzo-sized since about last year.

by KLtgoat April 6, 2023

ostrich sized

means to get or be deported

I got ostrich sized by the opps

by tillywillywock May 2, 2023