Surprise sex is the same as rape except you can't get in trouble. The word "Surprise" must be stated before the act.
Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will hold up in the court of law.
Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will hold up in the court of law.
by TheRealCK June 2, 2011
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"Hey man, why are you covered in tiny scratches?"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"
by A|bomb June 3, 2009
Get the Hamilton Surprise mug.An Interjection by which brings exempt any federal, state, or local rape laws that would be charged on "the rapist" from the complete owning of another person in any sort of gameplay. When yelling surprise, the effect is doubled when it is yelled just after turning the lights on and wearing a party hat.
Can be used for video games, or real life games, like jenga, sockem boppers, football, or even monopoly.
Creator's quote: "It's not rape if you yell Surprise."
Can be used for video games, or real life games, like jenga, sockem boppers, football, or even monopoly.
Creator's quote: "It's not rape if you yell Surprise."
(When Paintballing)
*Person one moves up to forward cover, oblivious to location of opponent. Person two comes from behind*
Person two: *Wearing party hat* SURPRISE BITCH!!! *lights person one up with an excessive amount of painballs*
*Person one moves up to forward cover, oblivious to location of opponent. Person two comes from behind*
Person two: *Wearing party hat* SURPRISE BITCH!!! *lights person one up with an excessive amount of painballs*
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When a female (or male) is wearing a skirt, and the "Icarus" attempts to look up said skirt. He will then receive an "Icarus surprise" when his face is then urinated upon.
When a female (or male) is wearing a skirt, and the "Icarus" attempts to look up said skirt. He will then receive an "Icarus surprise" when his face is then urinated upon.
Bitch looked fine, so I took a peak up her skirt and got an Icarus surprise! So I kicked her down the stairs and broke her clavicles.
by St. Bootsy Collins January 9, 2007
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