straight off the terd

a really bad smelling fart

damn jule that was straight off the terd

by jerrrrm September 11, 2005

Straight Friend

That one straight person who hangs out with all the gays. Is the straight friend to the gay people as the gay friend is to the straight people.

"See that girl Kate"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"She's straight..."
"Oh damn. We got's ourselves a straight friend."
"Now we can talk to her about hot guys though!"
"Yes, yes we can."

by durbavil9 November 2, 2013

man stain

a stain resulting from sporadic uncontrolled ejacultion in a cheap hotel room

Damn dude, that man stain I left at motel 6 is gonna leave me without my security deposit.

by frenchphish May 4, 2005

Ping Ping Stain

The act of smearing poo on a girl's cheek after or before you have ATM'd her. The stain should be discreetly wiped on a nearby pillow to evade the victim's knowledge of such stain. Named after the lovely Ping Ping who was thankfully unaware of said occurence.

After I finished the anal birding of that ho I couldn't help but leave a little Ping Ping Stain on her cheek before she finished me off.

by Schlongmaster May 28, 2006

damn straight

An affirmation, usually to a preceeding statement.
Origin: Australia

'Id rather be done up the butt than see that guy again' .. 'Damn Straight!'

by Liam September 27, 2003

pocket straight

A very small, slim straight man (5'7" or shorter). So named because they're small enough to "put in your pocket."

also known as PS. Little/short straight man that can fit in your pocket. Can only be used by gay men to refer to their small straight friends.

That guy is so small he can only be my pocket straight. (referring to the small size of a gay mans friend)

by Jason Wilpo November 8, 2006

Straight Ally

an otherwise straight person who works for gay rights and is interested in gay history and culture. Kinda the flipside of gay people who beleive homosexuality is an illness. Straight allies are most often found in organizations like Gay-Striaght Alliances and Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays, and often more passionate about gay rights that some gay people. Some are related to homo/bi/trans etc. people, some are freinds, and some are commited to equality and fairness.

a Straight Ally is the "A" in LGBTQA. I'm a Straight Ally

by David Lev September 6, 2008