foghorn steamer

Very loud, boisterous, and stinky fart.

She walked into the room but immediately left as she heard and smelled my foghorn steamer.

by Dilly McDillyface December 27, 2017

clam steamer

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.

"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."

by KevBakesClams May 12, 2015

Nashville Steamer

A sexual act involving one or more people defecating on their partner's chest after indulging in some of Nashville's famous hot chicken (Hattie B's, Prince's Hot Chicken, etc.). Variation of the Cleveland Steamer.

I just ate my weight in Hattie B's hot chicken. Time to crash a bachelorette party and pass out a few Nashville Steamers.

by CrunchyBlack86 November 19, 2021

Raspberry Steamer

When a girl is on her period, takes a shit on your chest, then rubs her period blood and shit on your chest to give you a streak of raspberry puree.

My girl did the raspberry steamer on me last night.

by KingDongUn May 16, 2022

steamer's ticket

To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56

hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor

by September 15, 2020

Pittsburg Steamer

When a man shits on a cat, and the women eats it off it. While talking in English accents. Twice
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"I love when my boyfriend wants to do a Pittsburg Steamer in bed with me."

by DDDDD69 June 28, 2014

Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 13, 2010