As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.
by DoctorPeterFile May 9, 2018
Get the Smear Stainmug. I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.
by DocM&M August 16, 2020
Get the stain your own lanemug. Someone who won't go away. Asks who? what? when? why? every second in a conversation their not involved in.
by Slang Creator 14 March 6, 2024
Get the Stainmug. when you get put in the middle seat of an airplane with a person on either side of you, and you have to keep your arms by your side with elbows tucked in close for the duration of the flight. causing excessive sweating which results in unsightly armpit sweat stains "plane stains" which you then have to parade around the airport.
by nickacorn July 24, 2015
Get the Plane Stainsmug. One who deliberately provocative message the soul intention of causing maximum disruption and argument
by theguard1345 April 6, 2016
Get the Shit Stainmug. When someone shits their britches and poorly washes their garment. So they walk around with crush stains on their seat
by obviouslyadoughnut October 10, 2020
Get the crush stainmug. Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.
by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022
Get the Blood Stains on a Wife-Beatermug.