Spense

Slang for the word, "expensive"

Pronounced: Spence'

In a situation: You try to buy a sandwich at an airport but it is costly or expensive - you say, "That sandwich is Spence!"

In a sentence: Damn Didi, I just tried to buy one of those sandwiches, bullshit is Spence.

Showing off: You think you got game? I got 6 pairs of Jordans yesterday, and they spense!

by nerdstarwars August 21, 2011

Da Love Sponge

When one male seeks one female in intercorse, and the only thing stopping him is DRYNESS.....simply grab a luv sponge and have a "slippery when wet" of a time

Slip N' Slide

by Brittney May 16, 2004

spongebob gay

to be as gay as spongebob.

Mac "hey bob" smacks bobs butt
Bob "get away from me, that was spongebob gay!!"

by thatoneguy? July 14, 2011

spongebob

To binge drink. Popularized slang originating in Charleston South Carolina.

we goin to the club and we gonna spongebob.

what?

Spongebob. Soak up all the liquids.

by SouthernPlaylisticD December 17, 2008

Spongebob Squarepants

The lamest cartoon ever made, which makes it even sadder that this show and The Fairly Oddparents are the only two remaining shows of Nickelodeon's good years. A show about an annoying sea-sponge and his equally annoying friends with plots and "jokes" that make every kid in America think they can get whatever they want by going through life acting like a brain-dead moron.

Watching Spongebob Squarepants is very dangerous to one's intellect. My friend watched an episode last month and forgot how to use the toilet for a week.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 28, 2012

Spongejob

Verb- oral sex from a sponge.

Bob-"Last night i totally got a spongejob!"
Tom-"I've always loved you."
Bob-"Lets do it."
(love making noises)

by freshfishbowl March 28, 2009

sponge

a girlfriend/boyfriend that gradually changes themselves to resemble you and your likes more and more the longer you date in the areas of the way you dress, how you talk, the music you listen to and your overall personality.

keith: dude chelsea's such a sponge! since she's been dating damon, she's been dressing in skinny jeans, attack attack shirts and skate hoodies.
nezzie: i know! she's even listening to MGMT and matt & kim even though she said she didn't like indie music.

by RatchetttSuicide May 26, 2010