SLURPHILIA

yo m

i have slurphilia

by AJAJNDNF March 22, 2021

slurp and spin

When a woman performs the act of oral sex and then immediately follows with anal sex while being on top and slowly spinning around

Last night we got a little tipsy and my girl did a slurp and spin! It was the time of my life!

by ScaleTitan March 31, 2021

Slurp derp

To drink something delicious or to make it known that it’s magnificent.

That drink was slurp derp!

by Tynn April 26, 2021

Slurpy Bumhole

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain

Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole

by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021

slurpee

when a female gives you brain

destiney gave me slurpee in the airplane restroom

by ngunggg June 22, 2021

Splurf

The sound made when squeezing homemade slime.

Did you just hear the slime splurf when you squeezed it?!

Yes, it splurfed really loud!!

by Rose Nylund June 23, 2021

Slurpee DJ

Girl getting a rimjob and a bean flick at the same time from the same person.

Person 1: Laura got the Slurpee DJ from Chad last night, so jelly.
Person 2: Fair dinkum?

by Yuriality July 9, 2021