Splash Mountain

When a girl squirts in your face and you take a picture with the flash on as it happens.

I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Splash-back infatuation

Intensified feelings you get for your partner after going on a date with someone else.

After my date with a potential gf, I went home and had crazy intense sex with my partner, it must have been that splash-back infatuation!

by anonymous September 8, 2020

splashole

A person who drives a vehicle down a flooded street too fast, creating waves that splash into homes and businesses.

That pickup drove so fast down my flooded street it made waves that went into my house. That driver is a real splashole.

by KeyWestDan September 12, 2020

spasmodic dysphobia

Weird-sounding speech-impediment that causes periodic bouts of uncaring behavior towards fellow humans.

Maine Congresswoman Susan Collins is apparently no longer "the people's senator" (if she even actually WAS ever for us to begin with, which is doubtful!) --- she takes big money from mega-biz interests, votes against the basic interests of "the little guy", and to top it all off, she TALKS FUNNY! Sounds like a classic case of spasmodic dysphobia to me.

by QuacksO September 20, 2020

splash ass

Splash ass is projectile liquid shitting that splashes toilet water back onto your ass. It can be caused by a strong fine diarrhea stream. Or it could take the form of a shotgun blast. Either way it splashes nasty shit water onto your ass.

I was up all night. I got drunk then had taco bell. That shit gave me splash ass.

by guitarman209 October 24, 2020

Splasholine

verb
1. poop inside an active lawn mower.

noun
1. an act of pooping inside an active lawn mower.

2. poop launched from a lawn mower.

We watched as he splasholined in the middle of the yard.

by Wordsmith 10 November 30, 2020

splasholine

(verb)
1. poop inside an active lawn mower

(noun)
1. an explosion of poop propelled from a lawn mower
2. poop that has been repelled from a lawn mower

I heard someone splasholined on the soccer field the other day.

by Wordsmith 10 December 9, 2020