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Get the Jacob Saggytits mug.1. Jacob Sartorius. An 18-year-old stuck in the body of a twelve-year-old who has one viral song that has 2.1 MILLION dislikes placing it in the top 14 most disliked videos on Youtube.
2.A "stoner" who probably only smoked once or twice and has "🍃" as his most used emoji.
2.A "stoner" who probably only smoked once or twice and has "🍃" as his most used emoji.
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2. HaHa he just paid me $50 for a gram of oregano, what a Jacob saggytits.
2. HaHa he just paid me $50 for a gram of oregano, what a Jacob saggytits.
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Get the jacob saggytities mug.Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.
"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"
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"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"
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