second taker

(noun)
~ a person who repeats a joke because they thought others didn't hear it
~ someone who assumes that because people didn't laugh they didn't hear the joke they just told so have to need to repeat it

We heard you the first time, you second taker.

by YesssPLeasE February 24, 2009

second round

The vaporized remains of marijuana. It still contains THC, which can be extracted by means such as cooking and revaporizing, for example.

That second round got me really baked. Pot is the gift that keeps on giving.

by jfried April 28, 2009

Second-Hand Mayonnaise

Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.

"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."

by Lacan May 19, 2009

second hand drink

A beer or mixed drink that someone has walked off and left from a bar or a party.

1. Dean must be really drunk. He is drinking that second hand drink. Someone probably spit or pissed in it and is watching somewhere laughing.

2. That second hand drink has a cigarette butt in it. Do you dare me to drink it anyway?

by second hand drinker July 30, 2009

scone topping

Male ejaculate. It is particuarly appropriate when semen reaches its mature, viscous state.

So she turned her head to look at me after I gave her the reach around and I pulled out and gave her a generous donation of scone topping to her eyelids

by Brass Master D August 14, 2009

secondhand smut

Pornographic material, primarily in the form of videos and pictures, that is unintentionally or accidentally viewed by people in a crowded public area, usually while seated together, such as on a train, bus, flight, or in a theater. It has become more prevalent in recent years with the increased use of mobile electronic technology, such as laptops, smartphones, and similar devices.

Like being exposed to the cigarette smoke of a nicotine addict on the street, people are inhaling secondhand smut.

by PinkUnicorn August 24, 2010

second-level drop

1.) Seeing someone looking at a girl's butt.

2.) When your eye's sink below the horizon of a girl's body.

3.) When you look at a girl's butt.

Dude... your second-level drop is so noticeable.

Hot chick! Second-level drop, OH YEAH!

Come on man, that was a guy and you made a second-level drop? Give me a break!

4/12/11 - birth of "second-level drop"

by TheRealPandaSwag May 10, 2011