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Southern Fried Conkers

This is more colourful name for sore/damaged testicles!
James - Why you holding your nuts?

John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!

James - Oooh what happened?

John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.
by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009
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snoutdomy

the act of a dog vigorously exploring a human's anus with its snout
Dude, your dog just committed snoutdomy on my ass. Now I know what it feels like to be raped in prison!
by da crabby meister April 10, 2010
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Southland Ballet Academy

One of the best ballet schools in all of Southern California. There are so many amazing dancers who go to this studio, and they win very many competitions and get accepted into very prestigious dance programs later in life. Located in Orange County, CA and directed by Salwa Rizkalla.
Dancer 1: So where do you dance?
Dancer 2: Southland Ballet Academy.
Dancer 1: Oh I see. So you win everything at YAGP?!
by lawldancer January 23, 2011
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Southern Texas Door Jam

The act of driving one's car into the office door of his grandmother's home office.

Not to be confused with the Norther Texas Door Jam
I Southern Texas Door Jammed my grandma.

Door Jam
by The Cronicle January 6, 2012
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southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.
Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."
by sleightflow February 26, 2013
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Southern Lightsaber

When a male gets a hard-on before intercourse, puts on a glowing condom, and at the same time he puts his dick inside her vagina and he farts making a sound similar to a lightsaber stabbing its victim. (Optional: Yell, "I AM YO DADDY!", while doing this!)
"Last night I pulled a southern lightsaber on my girlfriend!"
by Taco Nigga August 27, 2013
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Southern Comfort Zone

The comforting feeling in which you get while indulging in Southern Comfort, whether it be alone or in a social setting.
"After a longs days work, I'm finally in my southern comfort zone" or "I'm totally in my southern comfort zone right now"
by Frederick Simolton November 28, 2013
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