sneaky link baby 

Your parents were young and being sneaky and had you but you weren’t planned.

Them: I heard your the 1st child of your parents.

Me: I was a sneaky link baby.

sneaky link baby by Rowan Atkinson June 8, 2023

cleveland sneaker 

This is related to the Cleveland Steamer. This is performed when your significant other gets too drunk to function. You escort them to bed and place them face down. Then pull their underwear down sufficiently to exposed their ass crack. Shit on their crack and pull the underwear up. Follow up with covering the unconscious inebriate with sheets and blanket. With luck, they'll think they shit themselves.

When he got sloppy-drunk, I gave him a Cleveland Sneaker. I hope he considers it an intervention.

cleveland sneaker by DuncanSeven March 8, 2014

Greek Sneaky 

The male after achieving a steady from behind rhythm, quickly inserts his penis into her unsuspecting anus. This move is not for the novice and requires speed and agility. Results may very.

"Hey bro did you do her last night?"

"Hell yeah, bro. I even did the Greek Sneaky to her and she loved it!"

Greek Sneaky by Rectum Prirate December 9, 2016

Dress-up sneakers 

Sneakers tha are worn only on rare occasions where everyday sneakers would not suffice.

When I go to the theater, I wear my dress-up sneakers instead of my everyday ones.

Dress-up sneakers by Joey Marcus January 16, 2010

you surprise my sneakers 

having the same relation each toward the other; to duplicate or repeat the action or statement of.

you surprise my sneakers.

you surprise my sneakers by ChrisTopher Stoner January 25, 2011

sneaky jesus 

Sex so hard and fast that it could only have been Jesus who snuck up and did it.

The sneaky jesus here is unbelievable!

sneaky jesus by Envy1497 June 19, 2007

Sneaking Suit 

A thermal insulation body suit that simultaneously allows the wearer to stealthily sneak past and incapacitate any guard on duty.

Hey, my Sneaking Suit!

Sneaking Suit by BernyPark April 13, 2004