slurping the skunk

LICKING PUSSY

My boyfriend with a tiny dick was really good at slurping the skunk

by Cooder October 1, 2017

Slurp

A nickname used for when you wanna be subtle about calling someone a slut.

Did you see Brenda with Dylan when she was with brad last night ? Ugh she's such a slurp slut

by Lilmilk October 9, 2017

Slurp Brain

When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.

"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."

"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"

by chodemeister37 October 15, 2017

Slurp on the Peach

When your'e fucking a girl hard and instead of going for anal, you decide to flip her over and eat and lick the booty while jerking off until you bust a meganut onto her tits.

Never slurp on the peach with an African girl

by Ghost Rider ;) October 19, 2017

slurping knees

Where you slide up to someone you like and start slurping thier knees

I slid up to this hot man and started slurping knees.

by Mada 87 April 20, 2018

slurry tanker

Like a chunder dragon but from your ass. When you have diarrhoea, get down on all 4's and let your shit spread like a slurry tank.

Did you hear about Chloe at the party? She mixed drinks with her drugs and a slurry tanker in front of mark's parents.

by Lizzie killed Dianna November 24, 2017

Slumpy

Adjective. A portmanteau for when you are feeling both sleepy and grumpy. We've all felt this... now we have a word to describe it. See, hangry.

Man... I didn't get enough sleep last night, I'm so slumpy.

by Garrywong April 21, 2018