moncton shuffle

Receive a handjob while driving through Moncton, and that's it. Because nobody wants to stop there.

Blair gave me a Moncton shuffle while driving through Moncton because fuck stopping in that shithole of a city.

by Watchoutfor12 July 24, 2017

Rockstar Stuff

Cocaine.

bro you want a line of coke?
Oh you mean that rockstar stuff?

by Obeythesenuts864 October 3, 2017

Rusty Shuffle

The shuffle you make to retrieve TP after realizing your out.

Dropped a load only to realize my GF used the last of the TP roll, had rusty shuffle for more.

by LongTuna May 8, 2020

Duck Shuffler

When you get all your ducks in a row and some asshole comes around and shuffles them up

God Damn duck shuffler fucked everything up

by tonichoni July 16, 2021

sticks and stuff

A really shitty bag of marijuana or pot. Mostly stems and seeds.

You don't want to smoke any of my weed all I have is sticks and stuff.

by Brandon Gardner August 17, 2003

B-Man Shuffle

A defensive tactic that can be employed in an intoxicated streetfight against multiple sober opponents. Your belt is removed and thrown away, and your pants are dropped completely to your ankles. You then waddle up to the fight like a penguin with fists raised in "fighting irish" position. No one wants to fight a drunk naked man, and a slow getaway follows.

Dude, how did we not get our asses kicked by those bouncers last night? Well we were outnumbered, but Connors pulled the ol' B-man shuffle and got us out alive.

by Newfie Francis January 11, 2009

Poke and Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.

Look at that yeti doing the Poke and Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)

by SkiUnit August 19, 2008