Scranch Scranch

The sound that a plastic bag makes when it is compressed together with any force.

Dude, would you quit that scranch scranch bullshit with the that Publix bag. I'm trying to hear the movie.

by xDocRangerx June 29, 2012

pork scratchings

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.

conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!

by mr. porky April 3, 2007

scritch

to shit your pants so violently you almost have to brag about it and want everyone to know.

Dude, I just scritched my pants so bad!

by Garth1 July 8, 2007

scritch

Furry sex. Can be noun or verb. Similar to the word Fuck but only applies to acts between furrys

I need a good scritch.

Look at that babe in the turtle outfit, I'd love to scritch that.

by Bob the furry May 5, 2007

noodle scratcher

women banging her bean

fucking ada look at that boiler she's a proper noodle scratcher.

by mickey mottmuncher April 12, 2009

scratchez

tori

hello scratchez

by krista April 21, 2003

scratchin

hmmm... guys always seem to scratch them selves especially wen they stand up n thier hands r always shoved up thier ass lmao hahahah...

hmm... do u always get wedgies or summit ey ey?

hmm... do u always get wedgies or summit ey ey?

by uz n rach!! December 4, 2004