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Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.
by Trulldull October 7, 2023
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Satan's Jacuzzi

When a man farts in the tub and it tickles his balls
"I let one rip in the tub last night, turned it into a Satan's Jacuzzi
by DJames007 August 1, 2025
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Satanic Shitual

The smell left behind in a toilet after a nasty event
“Dude, I wouldn’t go in there for at least 10 minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it’s safe to say that something died in there”
by Meg A Tron August 8, 2022
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smoking that satan pack

To insult/threaten Satan in order to make him fear God even more.
"We smoking that Satan pack!"
by PraiseJesusChrist777 November 12, 2022
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Satan

by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021
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satanization

to execute your current status of your free will without taking any social nor ethical evaluation of it into account or to put it very short: 'uncritical doing'
actively respecting the old folk wisdom of thinking before acting prevents society to become prone to any serious rate of overal satanization in respect to the accumulated practical decisions people make during the course of a day
by EndgamePuncher October 28, 2019
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Satan’s Lap

Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.
A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”
by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022
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