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The salmon

When one flaps his/her extremetities between another's persons extremetities in the effort to re-create a salmon flapping it's tail, IE, flapping your hand between a friend's elbow and chest, or between the legs..many types of salmon are possible, like using inanimate objects or utilizing the environment.
"Did you see the way John used the wall to salmon Jeff?, what an innovative salmon"

"Kyle got Pete with the salmon while he was on the phone!"
by Frostedflakes907 April 6, 2017
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And Simon

Who's going out?
Jake, Gravy, Holland, Chinese, Crab, Surge
and Simon
by and Simon March 10, 2020
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Jean-Simon

A person called Jean-Simon is a French Canadian that loves Grammar.
It's 'their' not 'they're'. You're being a total Jean-Simon.
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do the salmon

flappin and slappin your forearm against someone elses like a mad bitch
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silk salmoning

Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.
That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!
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simon

1. a term used to describe an annoying bastard who goes around and fucks up people's lives.

2. a grumpy, selfish person who shows no respect for others
1. Man do you know that kid over there?
2. Yea, I know him.
1. I got accused of cheating because of him.
2. Me too, he is such a simon!
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Shimona

Noun, Adjective, Verb, etc. Can also be used to describe a person, place, or thing. A word that can be used to express excitement or dismay. This word comes in handy when the use of profanity is not appropriate. This word is taken from "The Jeffersons" episode of South Park; used by Mr. Jefferson aka Michael Jackson during many of his song and dance routines.
Get the Shimona out of here.

That damn Shimona.

Aww Shimona now.
by Silly RN April 23, 2008
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