sloppy status

The act of updating your Facebook status from a mobile device when you are too drunk to spell or make sense

Sorry I was really drunk last night so just ignore my "sloppy status" update.

by Promogirl March 14, 2009

plague status

A substitute for the word "sick," as used in the context of something being impressive. Most commonly used by extreme sports enthusiasts.

Did you see that kickflip to lipslide? That was so plague status!

by John McPain April 9, 2010

to strauss-kahn

to have sexual intercourse with the mother and the daughter, in a hardcore fashion way, but not necessarily at the same time. This word is the verbalization of the famous Portuguese expression "maravilha, maravilha, é tirar da mãe e meter na filha" which can be translated as "good, good, is to take it from the mother and to put it on the daughter."

I can´t wait to strauss-kahn your mom and sis!
Charlie Sheen is still strauss-kahning your mother and sister?
Nobody strauss-kahnt your mother and sister because they look like construction workers. (past)

by Sir Fuxalot July 21, 2011

goat status

Greatest of all time or the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase goat status is very relaxed, never goes out of style.

Those shoes are goat status

Michael Jordan is goat status

by Zitley June 2, 2018

frosty the status-quo man

Term of semi-endearment used to define luddites or other change averse, retrospective-type, hindsight focused individuals.

frosty the status-quo man is over there goin' on about how great life was before the Internet

by thefirebuilds August 28, 2008

shitpost status

Basically a millennial version of youtube poop.

Jim: At least one of these shitpost status videos always pop up in my home page, what's up with all of them having the same title?

Harry: They're basically youtube poop, you boomer.

Jim: Darn I feel old.

by tropical potatoes January 9, 2021

andy status

straight up fuckin broke. so broke dat u got go 2 bobby blues instead of jimmy jazz. so broke u gotta save up 2 be broke. So broke hobos give u money. so broke u dream of one day bein homeless

man i wanna get chips on layaway but i cant! dats some straight up andy status shit right there!

by new york city's one and only chino July 29, 2008