steamer

To place a lit cigarette up someone's ass or vagina.

I paid that hooker 20 dollars to give me a steamer.

by sheign June 13, 2005

steamer

A homeless man or woman who has urinated themselves in cold weather thereby creating a steamed effect from their pants.

Hey Steve, look at that bum over there he's a steamer!!

by V ic Ryzdon September 5, 2008

stanly steamer

when u are having a three some and you fuck one girl up the ass n all the nasty shit juices soak's in to your dick skin and u fling it at girl #1s stomach and then girl #2 shits all over Girl #1

ROB: yo u no that dude kinkey kelly?
JOHN: is that the dude from that movie?
ROB: yeah it is you no he give stanly steamers now.
JOHN: WTF thats some kinkey shit

by Rob n John February 6, 2009

Minneapolis Steamer

Similar to the Cleaveland Steamer, but performed not with solid fecal matter, but with the free flowing fecal matter of diarrhea.

While lovers are having intercourse, one will release the diarrhea onto the other's face and body and spread it all over them with their body and limbs.

Jeremy wasn't feeling very well one night, and in an attempt to perform the Cleaveland Steamer on his partner, he accidentaly let out the Minneapolis Steamer. Jeremy and his partner then made the best of the situation and beganing rubbing the fecal matter all over each other.

by pspazz August 29, 2008

chicago steamer

The act of presenting a wedding proposal in a steam shower, especially when the steam shower is in your parents' Chicago home.

<groom to be> After a bottle of wine and a relaxing evening lounging on the deck, the time was right to propose. I therefore gave her a Chicago Steamer in my parents' house. Naked.

<naked bride to be> Yes! You should have just written it on the glass door, however the work of art I know as your body is just as romantic.

by best_friend_4ever July 15, 2010

Cleveland Steamer

Normally known for excreting fecal matter upon another's chest.

Also more popularly known for the Decision of 2010, where Lebron James pulled down his pants and excreted his fecal matter all upon the city of Cleveland (metaphorically speaking), as he turned his back on the city and team which ignored his calls and plights for a stronger cast of players around him after 5 years of waiting. A very controversial issue which the Cavs will never recover from.

Guy1: Did you hear the news about the Cleveland Cavs??
Guy2: Lebron leaving the Cleveland Steamer on the city??
Guy1: Yeah, they will never be able to recover from that one

Girl1: Mike just gave me the Cleveland Steamer
Girl2: Eww you let him poop on you??
Girl1: No, he turned his back on me after 5 long years of dating, maybe i shouldn't have kept ignoring him.....
Girl2: Oh kind of like the cleveland cavs and lebron james thing?
Girl1: totally like that

by LBJ6 Lover July 21, 2010

gourmet steamer

also known as a gourmet steeamz, it consists of trapping a very classy pile of shit (..sometimes with little chunks of diamond instead of corn) trapped beneath one's covers. Often trapping some broad in a hot shit-infused ass sauna.

omg chad, please leave a nice gourmet steamer on my chest!

by johhny bigarms January 19, 2010