Shoelace Express

To walk home after a night of partying while being in a state of intoxication.

Instead of going aboard the drunk drivers shuttle, they decided to take the Shoelace express.

by chipmunk 314 August 16, 2011

butt plugs and shoulder shrugs

insane band straight outta the stamford ska/screamo underground

also see
jesus christ and the moses humpers
the fuck me harders

butt plugs and shoulder shrugs are so underground they dont even know there in the band!

by Frank February 24, 2005

SHOLE

a universal word that means anything you want, but it usually has a negative connotation.; most usually used for a description of something nasty or disgusting. (verb, noun, adj, adv)

Munchie's nose is shole, it looks like someone pressed it against his face with a spatula.

by Jacob F. <3 June 15, 2009

shouldbdoes

Word to discribe what and how something should be done.

When we put in work, we do it like it shouldbdoes.

by B October 14, 2003

shoulder junk

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.

Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!

by Ray Albright January 1, 2009

Shoulder Shag

the act of rubbing your shoulder against someone elses in a sexual manner

Dude come shoulder shag this bitch with me!

by PoniesRUs April 7, 2009

Shoulder browse

When someone is looking at a screen, notebook, newspaper etc) over the main user's shoulder or from the side.

It can be with or without consent.

To peek, glance, look slyly

Husband: Shop shoulder browsing me, I am not looking at dirty pics!
Wife: well I have to make sure, dont I?

OR

Jim: Man we should check this bar out. The ambiance looks great in the photos.
Ross: Gimme the laptop, let me see.
Jim: Come over here and see (shoulder browse). I am not handing you my precious laptop!

OR

Rachel: Mommy! she keeps shoulder browsing me and wont let me read my email in private.
Sarah: She is emailing to boys from her phone!
Mom: Sarah leave her alone! Rachel you know I have the password to your email so keep it clean.

OR

"Dude I totally shoulder surfed this test" (cheated by looking at other's tests)

OR

When a person sitting next to you in a bus, airplain etc reads your magazine, newpaper.

by rollercoastervj August 27, 2010