scummy

1) One who looks like complete shit.
2)One who never pays for anything and sponges off everyone else.

1) "Last night was so good"
"Yeah, you look pretty scummy."

2) "Can I bum a smoke man?"
"scummy Cunt!!"

by Lady Punk June 21, 2006

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scumbled eggs

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs

Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?

by Spenser C January 31, 2009

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The kind of shit that can be seen robbing Macdonalds for a cheeseburger or looting the streets in order to regain the taxes that they do not or ever will pay.

Scumbag Lowlives are to Great Britain what Cancer is to the human body.

Police Officer 1: Hey look at that Scumbag Lowlife robbing that charity shop with a machete, lets arrest him!

Police Officer 2: Nah, better leave it in case we get fired for brutality or rasicm or some shit.

*Scumbag Lowlife proceeds to set fire to the shop and run home with his freshly looted CDs*

by friedchikenpapertowels September 3, 2011

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Scumtious

A word you say when you expect something to absolutely delicious but when you try it, you want to throw up on your brand new jacket and not even regret it. Looks like the word scrumptious, but has different meanings.

Bob: *Trying a cake that Steve just made*
Steve (formerly Bob 2): So.......How is it?
Bob: BEEEEHHH! ........SCUMTIOUS!!

by Bob 9000 April 28, 2013

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