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Richard

When you have best friend, that means the world to you, but he always does dumb shit and random times.
Richard I'm talking to a girl and you came and cockblocked me.
by Teo.ydd April 24, 2022
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Richard Bannister

Richard is usually a man who has a taste for a younger woman. He lives life purely off daddy’s money and doesn’t know when enough is enough.
Oh have you bought another car? That’s such a Richard Bannister!
by BethDuxbury97 November 22, 2021
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Richard Garfield

by Lfberthiaume January 25, 2019
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Richarded

asking a girl to give you a blowjob a week into a serious relationship.
He just Richarded me on the dm's yesterday and his dick is small.
by SirNickALot November 7, 2018
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Richard

Stoner deadbeat dad. Wears white wifebeaters, loose baggy jeans at least halfway down their ass, a cap with the visor facing any other direction than forwards, and sunglasses, exclusively and regardless of setting, including indoors.
Deeply homophobic, racist, and xenophobe. Hates everyone that is not him, basically. Potentially an anti-vaxxer. Will spew out unsolicited commentary about any and all minorities, how any sport other than baseball and football sucks, how immigrants are the bane of the world, how Millennials are self-centered twats that only think of themselves and want everything handed out to them (while being born at around 1990), at the drop of a hat and with no prompting.
When they're not modding their car, they'll be in the woods, gathered in packs, hunting. The amount of beer containers left behind trashing the place makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident.
Much as their female counterpart, as soon as things start going sideways, they'll start spewing out such amounts of profanity even Satan himself would blush and go "Geez, tone it down", while also threatening with bodily harm. Firearm-induced damage may or may not also be included in the threats, but more often than not it is.
"Oh no, it's Karen's husband, Richard."
by Not_A_Cat_84 August 18, 2020
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Richard

Worst person you will ever associate with, Dont go near him, Dont date a Richard, they think they are all that, but they are really just crackheads, who like doing coke, Love to party and have sex Any chance they get, Will lie to your face and say they love you, but they will hurt you, you will end up like Amber.
Why are you crying again? Was it Richard?.
by youwillnevermknow April 3, 2019
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king richard the third

i came down to the kitchen yesterday and saw him doing a big king richard the third
by foultreebread April 28, 2017
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