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read my story

"Read my story" "no advertising allowed" "read my fucking story you god damn slut"
by ThatOtherDude1817 July 27, 2018
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Shoryuken Rehab

A flowchart scrub (in Street Fighter) that will immediately Shoryuken or some kind of uppercut-like technique as soon as they get up from being knocked down.
Ken: *Grabs*

Ryu: *Falls to the ground*

Ken: "Wait till he gets up, then i--"

Ryu: "SHORYUKEN!!1!"

Person Playing the Game: "Damn dude, get out of shoryuken rehab."
by K. Blasphamy October 20, 2010
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dinners ready

When you come up to the dinner table, whip your dick out, and slam it on the table and say "DINNERS READY!"
DAD: Dinners ready
Kids: But we had this yesterday
Dad: well too bad, at least your mom enjoys it.
by Rocketmonkey456 December 18, 2019
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reading

Friend "Hey bro I tried calling earlier, what you up to?"
You: " Sorry I was "reading"."
by EL_Mark March 18, 2015
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Read

When a girl leaves you on read it usually means one of two things. She’s either not interested, or she’s having a huge gangbang with that dude she told you not to worry about.
Shortly after a girlfriend left me on read, my friend sent me a video of that girl holding hands with another guy....
by Anallover69420 November 13, 2018
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read 9:48

Means that you are being ignored. They read your text but don't respond.
Me: Hey I really like you
Crush: *read 9:48*
by Hunter1910 December 31, 2015
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oven's ready

something a girl yells when her pussy's wet. her man then acts upon this call by putting his drumstick in for some cooking
yo momma signaled she was wet by calling "Oven's ready!" last nite
by serious numchuk skills January 17, 2008
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