by boricua morenita December 6, 2009

A woman who resembles the physicality and character of Condoleezza Rice, but is a dong loving skeezer.
by Joseph Massey December 23, 2004

A fucked-up bitch who never knows what she wants; a warm toilet seat: If you can find one to get on, it feels great. However, in the back of your mind you know that someone had to be there before you.
by wiessman February 4, 2003

a car that makes all muscle cower in fear at the shere power and performance of the import. Rice has horsepower out the ying yang!(joke)
by rory pauly November 6, 2003

A really handsome, asian guy. Code word for when you are around a rice cake without them knowing. Phrase to use when passing "i feel like eating rice cakes."
"Hey, you feel like eating rice cakes? "
"Uh, no I'm not that hungry." (They don't agree he's a rice cake.)
"Uh, no I'm not that hungry." (They don't agree he's a rice cake.)
by ricecakelover3 October 16, 2014

by Piece control Keyle January 12, 2021

Put a Jolly Rancher half way in the womans Rectum and put your nose in the womans vagina and try to lick the Jolly Rancher out.
by mattman10815 March 23, 2010
