Tiny potatoes

When the college mess hall gives you tiny bits of potatoes during breakfast hours.

Yo they gave me tiny potatoes, you jelly?

by Brometheus February 2, 2015

stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.

Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009

Potato Tree

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument

1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"

by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011

potato kill

Killing a creep (AI unit) in a game unintentionally, aiming to kill an enemy player. Firstly was coined by LysanderXonora casting a Dota2 game DK vs Orenda.

SingSing fires an arrow to get Mushi...nope, it is just a casual potato kill.

by deadbeatffs May 4, 2014

space potatoe

Kind of like a couch potato only doesn't sit on the couch. Doesn't sit much at all. Has a very busy brain and loves staring into space. The entertainment on the inside never stops and has a hard time paying attention to the rest of the world.

Applied to a person with ADHD in a lighthearted way.

Hey you space potatoes! We got stuff to do today! Move it!!

by Twinkle Toes the Space Potato October 25, 2014

fried potato

The most delicious food you will ever eat.
Also known as: FRIES MOTHERFUCKER

Niels: Yo do they have any fried potatoes here?
Will: You mean fries or what bitch?

by nielsfage September 6, 2018

potato bro

Typically a bro that is a potato. Can be used as a nickname or a friendly way of calling your bro a potato. Also when an ethan happens to be named potato bro, it’s when he’s lazy, fat, and idiotic. 😄

Potato bro, how’s your day been?

by hdlmfg June 19, 2021