Potato Paul

When a Irish Pufter evolves into a potato

Potato paul paul looks at the mirror as he turns 15 and thinks he is this and that and realizes he is a FUCKING POTATO

by Angry cory August 10, 2018

Potato Treatment

The act of calling someone a potato. To be used in derogatory/accusatory, and usually comedic context, where other names may be too harsh/offensive. Can be interchanged with other commonplace food items (e.g. doughnut, zucchini, etc.)

"Hahaha omg you potato."
"Potato?"
'Yeah. Everyone I know gets the potato treatment at some point. No-one is safe"

by Moos98 September 17, 2018

Potato Pugilism

1. Two people fighting each other with a full sack of potatoes. No throwing of individual potatoes is allowed. Attacks must be done with the full sack of potatoes. First to get knocked out or have their potato sack bust is the loser.

2. Punching potatoes with fervor.

Potato Pugilism is the new rising sport.

by Zakx October 9, 2018

Potato-Bucket

The national sport of the Irish.

A game similar to cornhole, but 100% more Irish, and without the weird sounding name.

"Oi Alby, hows about a rousing game of Potato-Bucket?"
"Nah mate, I'm absolutely knackered after that last game of Guinness-Can"

by Irishm8 February 27, 2019

Potato

Synonyms: MysteriousMusic

you are just like potato over there

by yAbOiFrIdAy March 1, 2019

Potato

You know what a potato is.

You don’t need an example for ‘potato’

by NoUCan’tHaveMySoup May 10, 2019

Potato

A person who is a spud. They have power and are well known, are able to get their thoughts and words to the masses. But what they say isn’t very intelligent or interesting.

There goes Eric Trump on Twitter again. He is such a potato. He kind of even looks like one.

by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019