Post-jack

Hijacking someones facebook post with meaningless off-topic banter.

D: Q&A on ABC is awesome. Debate polly-ticians. Debate!

M: Mmm Polly-waffle

D: Did you just Post-jack?

by Meshies May 17, 2010

post-skank

To have lost all skank value.
The aftermath of being a hideous skank, therefore losing everything including her drug dealer and her dickhead "friends".

After a life of being a skank without cause, she became a post-skank and grandma at the age of 30.

by m d y May 16, 2009

post up

A basketball term in which an offensive player pushes his ass into a defender in hopes to push the defender backwards. The goal is to get closer to the hoop and get a basket.

He better post up against lebron if you want to make a basket

by Naturecamper July 10, 2016

Post a Smelly

A fart

Damn dude, why did you have to "post a smelly" without warning me?

by dreambig26 December 10, 2010

Post-Scary

Used to describe a movie of the horror genre that isn't scary until you leave the theater. Thinking about it when you are lying in bed or home alone at night brings fear and anticipation.

Victim in bed: That wasn't a scary movie.... Monster looked like shit.
*Bump in the night*
Victim in bed: Okay... it was Post-Scary. I'm gonna die....

by Combat_Boots July 25, 2012

spam-post

A post that tells or asks people to like, comment and share the post. Typically done with a photo. Spam posts are done with the intention to get likes, comments and replys. It is done alot on Facebook.

Example of a spam-post: "if you think animals are cool like, comment & share this post."

by T-S&J-H March 27, 2017

Post Up

to meet up at an unusual spot

yo, post up at the mcdonlds on lawrence

by cyberphunkisms April 15, 2006