taking a poop

The act of pushing brown "stuff" out of your anal section into a round bowl called the toilet.

Man, i gotta squirt a brown monkey!
Jamal is taking a poop on D-Rads lawn.

by Josh and Mike May 4, 2006

hot poop

steamy shit that comes out of my ass due to hot buffalo wings at a fine dining facility

I shit hot poop in a playground after eating at that place

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

Banana Poop

That nasty stuff at the bottom of the banana that everyone cuts out. Banana Poop.

Steve: Dude, did you just eat that banana poop?
Bob: Hell yeah I did.
Steve: I..I don't think that we can be friends anymore

by Mellow Fellow December 24, 2009

poop text

n. a text message made to a friend either during the act or after of taking a poop. usually done to explain the experience or finished product of a defecation

know now that this is a poop text. i just took the greatest poop of my life. not only was it huge but 3 distinct colors of the rainbow were represented.

by dommysalami August 9, 2010

Stealth Poop

When you put a layer of toilet paper down in the bowl before you poop so no one will hear your poop slash.

I didn't want anyone to know I was pooping so I pulled a stealth poop.

by stealth pooper February 10, 2010

Poop Hammock

When you are going number 2 and your shirt is so long that it catches your poop.

Aw man yesterday i was taking a shit and turned my tall T into a poop hammock

by Dale Richardson June 7, 2010

poop storm

When everything around you, particularly in a workplace enviroment, seems to blow up out of control. Usually people are flying around to get things done.

"Man, I came back after lunch and it was a big poop storm in there!"

by The Mink August 10, 2006