RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.

You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021

Buckle Pony

A person who only breeds to a “Buckle” or incentive fund nominated stallion

Some Buckle pony called me today ask if my stallions where crown riyal nominated.

by TopHands April 30, 2022

Ponis

Large and much girth pony

Your ponis made me churn and juice a little .

by Bigponis July 18, 2021

road pony

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.

by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017

Pony Pounder

A biological Man, from Kitimat, who takes part in vaginal/anal intercourse with a variety of different horse breeds and sizes.

I walked In on Mark F fucking the shit out of small horse. I don't understand why they think it's a good idea to become a Pony Pounder. Must be from Kitimat.

by HORSEFUCKERSPECIALIST October 25, 2025

Pony Tailable

Hair that's long enought to pull back into a pony tail.

My friend Carol told my hair dresser she can cut off a decent amount of hair as long as it's still pony tailable.

by bennzz61 January 21, 2011

Pony

In British slang, "pony" can describe something or someone that is unattractive or of poor quality.

She was excited to meet him, but when he showed up, he looked proper pony.

by Ed wood wood June 2, 2024