Mary and Jim went to a swingers party to meet women only, but Jim thinks Mary just wants to pole hop!
by Squeezy B.T. February 5, 2017
Get the pole hopmug. like im not doing it
by candel jordan November 18, 2022
Get the po/polemug. The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.
Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:
Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
Light Pole:
Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023
Get the light polemug. by alwaysad247 December 9, 2016
Get the pole flymug. by faqxnoz August 4, 2024
Get the Space polesmug. The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.
Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...
by larryco June 30, 2016
Get the Totem polemug. “Trying to distract him from the fact that I have a princess pole.”
“Hey hottie can I ride ur princess pole?”
“Hey hottie can I ride ur princess pole?”
by @cl36 July 19, 2024
Get the princess polemug.