potato shoes 

Hella gansta moccasins that nike came out with in the 90's. They're named potato shoes because of the lumpy shape of the leather. They are by far the most comfortable shoe on the planet earth. They just came out again recently on nikesportswear.com so go check them out and buy a sack (of potatoes).

Potato shoes
E-Dawg:
"Potato shoes are da treds bre"

Gangsta from the neighborhood:
"Straight up!"

POTATO SHOES!

potato shoes by Dr.ed October 18, 2010

Potato Nose

A nose that looks all big and swollen. A really fat nose with a lot of large bumps and for the most part is round.

Ewwwww gross, look at that kids huge potato nose over there. No don't stare at it just like look at it really fast and look away.

Potato Nose by Jebise October 3, 2006

Potato OS

An operating system that is considered to be so horrible (in terms of CPU and overall functionality) that it can be equated to a potato.

May also be used in the context of fault in internet connection, as well as the computer.

Nice Potato OS you have there, Jim; what does it run at - 1.5 GHz with FPS of up to 5?

Potato OS by Drkmaster83 March 22, 2014

potato sack

when tea bagging a woman.. (or man?) to have such a large scrotum that you must refer to it as a potato sack

chuck norris doesnt tea bag... he potato sacks

potato sack by spying cow October 20, 2006

potato bar 

as defined by a kansas city genius, potato bar is any form of the the vegetable, including but not limited to the following potato products:
potato chips
tator tots
potato guns
potato salad
scalloped potato
'america' fries
french fries
hash browns
mashed potatoes
smashed potatoes
raw potatoes
sweet potatoes
potato skins
potato peices various parts of said potato

Ace said: look at them potato selections.
Tess said: nah that aint no potato selection, thats a potato bar.
Ace: ohhh.

potato bar by potato lover June 18, 2008

potato sacking 

throwing one over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

Alex was potato sacking me.

potato sacking by ticklberry November 12, 2009

Potato Girl 

A young woman who is beautiful, friendly, and fun-loving with a compulsive appetite. Some other names would be Sasha, Helen, etc. They are hard-workers and skillful when it comes to emergencies or difficult situations, however, other times, they act like total goofballs. They speak in formal speech out of embarrassment for their accent. They are rather simple-minded and eccentric, but, surprisingly courageous, and has been considered a wise judge of circumstances and danger.

Person 1: "Hoy, who is that girl hanging out over there by the kitchen?"
Person 2: "That's that potato girl we've been hearing about. Don't underestimate her, she's simple-minded but very powerful."

Potato Girl by Deadmulan July 19, 2017