Piss Peerez

She Is An Asshole 5th Grade Social Studies. This is her theme song All The Students Know Her And Maybe Even You, You Better Know Her Name Because It's Piss Peerez. She Pisses On The Slaves, I Mean Students.
She Is Also An,
arse
ass
asshole
bastard
bitch
bollocks
child-fucker
Christ on a bike
Christ on a cracker
crap
cunt
damn
frigger
fuck
goddamn
godsdamn
hell
holy shit
Jesus
Jesus Christ
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Harold Christ
Jesus wept
Jesus, Mary and Joseph
Judas Priest
motherfucker
nigga
nigger
prick
shit
shit ass
shitass
slut
son of a bitch
son of a motherless goat
son of a whore
sweet Jesus

In One Word She Is A Child Fucker.

Me: Fuck Piss Peerez.
Suck-Up: She Is A God.
Me: No She Is A Child-Fucker.

by BigBonerDownTheLane March 6, 2019

Piss Balloon

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!

Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'

by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019

Pissamist

A person with a piss poor attitude.
Always looking at things thru skeptical eyes, expecting the worst.
Like Debbie Downer but knowingly irritating people who are trying to be positive.
The pissamist is particularly irritating to the visionary who is incapable of seeing details as they dream of new outlandish things to do without understanding or considering the magnitude of effort or cost to achieve their new dream.

My boss said I had a bad attitude for not supporting his new idea. Well, my personality test confirmed I was a pissamist and therefore it's not my fault that I'm not on board with his hairbrained idea.

by Office Therapist September 19, 2019

Piss Circle

The game of piss circle goes like this, when you’re going take a piss you pee around the edge of the water bowl and count how many times you can circle around it before running out of pee.

Try to get a new highscore each time!

Bro 1: «Hey bro, gonna do the piss circle, wanna compete?»

Bro 2: «Yeah bro!»

by I beat my virgin kid November 21, 2019

piss out of my eyes

use when something insane might happen, a way to show how shocked you will be if it happens

Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen

by swagsistersarah January 28, 2020

Piss Can

Let's go over the Haddy and get some beer down us,

That little bloke who clicks he's teeth is a right Piss Can,6 days a week he's at it

by Thatchers and Black March 27, 2020

piss-worthy

Piss-worthy; On the hotness scale, a girl that is so hot you would allow her to piss on your face just so you could see where it was coming from.

Man dude dis smokin ass chick was so fuggjn hot dude she was like piss-worthy. Know wut I'm sayin?

by Vitamin D9 December 3, 2020