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piss slippers

When a cat or any other domestic animal marks its turf and said turf happens to be ones slipper(s).
“Bobby” arrived at worked and wondered why one of his shoes seemed damp inside, his reply was i am wearing a piss slippers, much to his dismay he continued on with his workday.
by Thewickedest1 October 6, 2018
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Pishit

You get scared so bad you almost piss and shit yourself all at the same time.
Awe fuck you scared me, I almost pishit myself.
by Starry November 2, 2018
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Pistachio Friend

Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason
They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.
by Bikamasutracouple January 20, 2019
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Piss Muncher

Literally: Someone that pisses into an ice cube tray and freezes their piss then proceeds to munch on their piss cubes.
Figuratively: Someone that is very weird and or very annoying.
Dean: “Hey Alex, did you hear that Oscar is a piss muncher?”
Alex: “Yeah I figured, he’s so weird and annoying.”
by ZestyyLemons January 26, 2019
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Pisowski turysta

A term used by Polish noblemen to describe the legal Muslim immigration. The term was coined during the rule of the Law and Justice party (2015-2019) in contemporary Poland. The so-called LEGAL immigration was often cited by the members of Law and Justice party to cover up their true intention - Islamization of Poland. The said party often attempted to convince unsuspecting citizens that the influx of foreigners, mainly from Muslim countries, is a result of their tourism program.
PiSowski turysta is wanted by the police for the rape and murder of a Polish woman.

One of the Pisowski Tourists is wanted by the Polish police and the Interpol in connection with ISIS terrorist plot.
by Walter The Great March 26, 2019
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Piss Jail

Piss Jail is when you desperately need to pee but are unable to due to current circumstances making it extremely difficult or impossible.

Stuck needing to pee in an important company meeting that isn't over for another hour? Piss Jail.

Stuck needing to pee in a crowded train and your stop is miles and miles away? Piss Jail.

Also acceptable: Piss Prison
Bro PLEASE pull the car over, I've been in piss jail for the past hour!
by Cant be traced June 21, 2019
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pisserbitchcuckster

exsistant entity: HUMAN_NAME_HERE is such a pisserbitchcuckster
by Zbra696969 July 7, 2019
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