putting

Let's go putting

Let's go putting on your new chopper

by putting December 3, 2023

putin

verb. To give an unreasonably long response to a simple question including unnecessary historical information.

- I asked him whether he liked the new Dune movie and he putined me for half an hour about all the Frank Herbert books and characters.

by ruslanbes February 12, 2024

Putañero

A Womanizer with wifes in different location

"That Trucker Juan he's such a Putañero!"

by Cristal lover 345 February 12, 2024

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

Putin

To do a Putin, or to pull a Putin is to go on an extremely convoluted tangent, detailing irrelevant backstory when one is presented with a question they do not wish to answer.

Did he admit to eating the cake?

No. He pulled a Putin and told me about the origins of baking for half an hour.

by GodWearsTimbs666 February 25, 2024

putin uses the n word

When the Russian president, "Vladimir Putin" uses the N word, referring to the word, "Nuclear". It is commonly used by the president and is invoked to strike fear upon opposing leaders.

Trump: "Putin uses the N word, he uses the N word all the time."

by brick wall 47 February 26, 2024

Putang Ina Mo

Tagalog phrase meaning "your mother is a whore."

A Filipino friend of mine always tells me putang ina mo. I respond by telling him that I always see his mother hooking on a downtown street corner.

by SpoogeBob CumPants March 1, 2024