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pond dip

The act of pissing in a love mates mouth then teabagging (see teabagging) him/her.
we finished our stroll by the lake with a nice pond dip
by Andrew Marno September 15, 2006
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Pondenavian

A Pondenavian is someone who enjoys anything stereotypically edgy. Different from traditional Emos and goths, the Pondenavian also enjoys anything they consider to be indie or underground. Usually they flaunt their interests to anyone who will listen, boasting their superior taste in music, art, and games.
Dude, Ken is being such a Pondenavian.

I know, he's basically president of the Pondenavians.
by JohnThicc November 15, 2019
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Ponder

A mouthbreather who is also a handsome tall young guy
Person 1- Look at Ponder over there

Person 2 - what’s a ponder?
Person 1 - a tall handsome guy who’s dumb and hard to talk to because of it
by Pimp me April 2, 2021
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Pondphuwinning

Verb. Passionate and persistent redirecting of conversation to praise the appearance or charm of your partner.
Each time we try to choose which movie we should go to see, his pondphuwinning about how handsome his boy is keeps us from making a choice.
by Monochromaticform August 13, 2023
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Cock Ponderer

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.
Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.
by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
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Poop Plundering

There has to be 2 people present in this act. Both he/she butt holes need to be touching each other. butt hole to butt hole.Then both individuals need to shit at the same time, making 2 poops become 1 poop.
One time I ate peanuts before poop plundering and made a nutty mess.

After a long day of poop plundering, Danny and Scott's bum holes were sore.
by HYM3N_DESTR0R February 4, 2014
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Koi-Ponded

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.
Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.
by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018
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