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Political Synergy

Candidate Trump sought political synergy with Vladimir Putin of Russia.
by RossVth December 7, 2018
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Uncanny Polite

adj.

That eerie feeling when someone’s politeness is so unnervingly perfect and mechanical, it sets off your internal alarms. It’s the kind of fake niceness that feels like a mask hiding something darker—too smooth, too rehearsed, like a polite robot lurking just beneath the surface. When someone’s uncanny polite, you don’t just feel uneasy—you instinctively brace for manipulation or hidden intentions.
“I don’t trust her—she’s always so uncanny polite, like she’s planning something behind that smile. It feels like a trap somehow.”
by Iccento May 24, 2025
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Politics

a fancy way of wasting your time

also something old men care a lot about

politics won't matter when the inevitable demise of the human race arrives
"Dude I've been getting really into politics lately"
"are you a fuckin' fossil"
by gman gaming October 16, 2021
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Politics

Yo want to tal about politics…ni it’s a waste of time
by JuanLjr August 8, 2020
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Water(ing) Hole Politics

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020
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Litterbox politics

Workplace, school, or office politics caused not by environmental circumstances, but rather by catty behavior.
Rebecca is only nice to me when Jan is out of the office. That's just litterbox politics for ya.
by LLcoolLay September 3, 2019
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Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).
“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024
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