pett

1.Scottish Slang Word Such As Mate, Dude, Pett...

2.Mispelled Pett

3.Close Friends Over-Use The Term

1.Pett, What You Doin'?!

2.Pet..

3.Pett,How Are You? Pett,I'm Good Thanks Pett, How Are You? Good Pett....What You Doing Tonight Pett?

by Pett June 12, 2008

Petting zoo

Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.

Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.

by danasp_42 October 6, 2018

Velvet patty wagon

The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.

My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon

by Gordon Steward January 5, 2004

Peppermint patty

When you cum in a black girl's ass.

Yo last night I gave my bitch a peppermint patty, left dat hoe leakin out her asshole.

by Joemamatittieshoe June 1, 2016

petter

To annoy or hassle someone due to their romantic or potential romantic attachment to another individual; to pester someone using the elongated word "so", and an eyebrow raise.

I will petter her until she finally decides to make a move and ask that guy out.

by Sanay-nay March 9, 2009

fatty patty mayonnaise

a gurl wit a big nice shaped booty

shawty I was dancing with at the club last night had the fatty patty mayonnaise you know I took her home with me.

by dee block March 10, 2008

Pettypotamus

Someone so full of pettiness you'd think they were the size of a hippotamus.

Carrying so much pettiness you'd think they would weigh as heavy as a hippo.

Chris: We stopped talking and she wanted me to send back the letters she wrote me.

Cody: Dude that's some pettypotamus shit.

by mochacody December 23, 2019