samurai panda

A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun

Linsey is such a fucking samurai panda!

by Rahnderson April 23, 2011

Panda Parents

The exact opposite of Tiger parents or Tiger Mom/Dad. They are lazy and don't care much for what there kids do.

Dude his/her parents are total panda parents.

by slide street January 26, 2016

Panda dude

Term to refer to people who like the Wii U more than the Nintendo Switch

Panda dude location is 7.132.121.231

by Albertoms July 1, 2022

Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.

1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner

by Kush Coma October 18, 2016

Panda

A traumatic experience exclusive to women, characterized by the unauthorized leaking and widespread dissemination of private or intimate footage specifically depicting the individual urinating, often resulting in emotional distress, reputational harm, and loss of privacy. (noun)

Girl 1: I sent this one pissing video to my ex and he leaked it. I think I might have panda.
Girl 2: Oh no!

by Cwucify March 3, 2025

The panda

The person who had the least amount of birdies in a group.

“Hey guys who was the panda today?” Patrick raised his hand in Shame

by Dr9999 December 28, 2020

trash panda

if you ever wear a raccoon pj onesie and explain how raccoons are also called trash pandas your ex will start rumors that your a furby and fuck raccoons so always pay attention to the mental health of the person your with

Jared now thinks your a furby because you once owned a onesie of a trash panda.

by onesiesdontmakefurbies October 25, 2025