Tree Slonkey

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.

Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.

by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 27, 2020

Tree Stinky

Team Three

Team Three is Tree Stinky.

by Clashyyyy May 10, 2020

Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018

tree swap

When one jumps, swings, or somehow moves from one tree to another using only the branches of the two trees.
Tends to be rather cool; however, coolness varies depending on the distance from tree to tree, as well as the difficulty of the tree swap.

Dude, did you see that awesome tree swap Jake pulled off?
Yeah, man, that was probably the coolest tree swap I've ever seen.

by verduras June 26, 2007

Tree hugger

Andrew is gay and he thinks trees are men because men provide everything . He hugs trees becaused he is gay

Andrew is so gay he is a tree hugger

by Andrewlovesmen June 21, 2019

Flip Tree

The third Dog named Flip.

Flip one was a Beagle
Flip two was a Black Lab.
Flip Tree was a German Shepard.

by Mark Michalski February 15, 2009

Tree thrusting

You do a Logan Paul but fuck the tree and the dead body. It also means to snap a very long branch off a tree and shove it up your rectum.

Guy- hey wanna go tree thrusting?
Friend- hell ye I love branches up my ass!
Guy-we can also fuck the dead body!
Friend- who’s dead body?
Guy- yours!

by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019