Ole Mike

Old and Michael. He's best defined as shitty.

Hey where's Mike?
You mean Ole Mike?
Yeah?
In the back being shitty.

by MartianMan69 May 3, 2024

Ol' BeefCat

The large (34 pound) Maine Coon house cat, owned by a old friend of mine (who self nicknamed himself as "Ol' Beef") who will only use the litter box, if Fresh Step™ kitty litter is used.

I created the artwork for Ol' BeefCat and used it as my logo since 1998.

MarkA😸

"Ol' BeefCat hasn't gone to the litter box since Tuesday! Gotta go to the K-rogers and pick up some Fresh Step, Bah Gawd!"

by MarkA. July 17, 2023

Ol Radio Dial

The act of simultaneously twisting a titty and a clit

Tyreek Hill gave his wife the Ol Radio dial after discussing a postnuptial agreement

by Serial Butt Sniffer September 9, 2025

Ole Busted Ass

A woman who thinks she is bad, but in reality is busted to all hell

Ole Busted Ass is going fucking crazy. She's so mad that she's getting zero D on her birthday trip to vegas.

by Young Slim January 15, 2024

The ole' Yoinky Sploinky

When an older gentleman (usually with facial hair resembling that of an old prospector) approaches a woman and slaps her on the butt while shouting "There's gold in them there hills!"

Can somebody please call security? That creepy old guy just gave me "The Ole' Yoinky Sploinky"

by GodSammit626 November 2, 2025

The ole Jeff Dunham

When you’re fisting a girl and start making her work like a puppet

Did you see Chrissy give Lenea the ole Jeff Dunham last night? “I wanna shove my hand in that gorgeous pussy and wear her like a sock puppet!”

by Vintage_Beard December 3, 2021

ol seacow motherfucker

When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.

“Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”

by BlazingFury January 7, 2018