Someone who is so ate up and has no direction in life that you commonly ask yourself why you are even friends with them.
"Wow, did you see Ole kike this weekend? That dude was ripping one hitters and drank a fifth by himself"
"Yeah, that dude is way ate up. He has no goals, poor guy"
"Yeah, that dude is way ate up. He has no goals, poor guy"
by Quhawk35 August 1, 2013

Alpha: Yooo broo, I'm gonna study so hard for this Physics test. On my mama I'm gonna finesse this test.
Patrick: Ight bro
… a week after the Physics test
Patrick: Sweet I got an A- on the Physics test. Yo Alpha what did you get?
Alpha: I'm blown! I got a D+ !
Patrick: Ol goofy!
Patrick: Ight bro
… a week after the Physics test
Patrick: Sweet I got an A- on the Physics test. Yo Alpha what did you get?
Alpha: I'm blown! I got a D+ !
Patrick: Ol goofy!
by Pogboom February 14, 2019

by Trenchh September 5, 2022

Friend 1: So were you "fixin the ole itch" last night?
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.
by THEwordmaker2 November 16, 2011

Similar to a Hot Karl but when you instead of hitting a foe at point blank rand you instead throw a poo filled tube sock from a distance of 30 ft or more.
by Dygatron January 25, 2012
