An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.
Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
by fbhajvfghajvewhj bnka June 24, 2019
Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand
Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma
Person 1: How'd you find out
Person 2: I had a cock wheeze
Person 1: Uh, Winning
Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma
Person 1: How'd you find out
Person 2: I had a cock wheeze
Person 1: Uh, Winning
by insertfatjokehere March 28, 2011
by JoeyBomm June 21, 2020
Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!
What classes are you taking this semseter???
Cock Topography!
What classes are you taking this semseter???
Cock Topography!
by Cocksman958969 September 01, 2010
The result of sucking too many cocks or for too long of time. The jaw locks in a blow job position. Treatment includes warm compress and muscle relaxants.
by Mben22075 January 19, 2017
The Lock And Cock is a sexual action preformed as follows. Stick the tip in and lock making it the lock portion, start jerkin' it and when you get close to finishing make a beeping noise like a lock on missile then say the words "target acquired" as you send it balls deep and let er rip and that is the cock portion of the Lock And Cock maneuver.
by FMJ Javelin April 14, 2021
I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.
by Special needs student September 01, 2012