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cock shepherd

the opposite of a cock block; describes one who advocates sexual activity with other individuals besides themselves.
dude, dave is a total cock shepherd, he gave me a condem to fuck his sister
by the dog pussy November 17, 2009
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Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.
Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.
by crater bater June 22, 2010
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cock gluten

GLU-TON
a man or woman that craves cock. Loves to play with it and generally loves it in all of thier holes...
Tom H:"Josh-ew loves cock; he allways gets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the cock gluten"
by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009
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Protein Cock

Putting protein powder on your cock and having someone suck it all off.
Hey girl you want to get big? Come here and get some protein cock.
by Fil Troung September 11, 2011
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Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack
Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning
by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011
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Nice Cock

1- A friendly way to greet another with class.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.
1- "Hey Sara, nice cock"
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.
by DeadDinoDude February 24, 2021
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Lock And Cock

The Lock And Cock is a sexual action preformed as follows. Stick the tip in and lock making it the lock portion, start jerkin' it and when you get close to finishing make a beeping noise like a lock on missile then say the words "target acquired" as you send it balls deep and let er rip and that is the cock portion of the Lock And Cock maneuver.
"Damn bro she's paralyzed after the lock and cock"
by FMJ Javelin April 13, 2021
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