Rule Number Two

Fundamental rule of dating females, no fat chicks

1: two rules of dating my friend, rule number one is there are no rules
2: what about rule number two?
1: no fat chicks

Don't date Hayley, she's a rule number two

by tdpass6000 January 3, 2017

number

A count of individuals that is not difinitively defined.

the number of people dying is increasing.

by Tropane May 24, 2006

sleep number

number of people someone has slept with

You just made my sleep number four

by Sapphire Reign December 30, 2008

Number Five

When a woman's inner labia protrudes further out than her outer labia and/or vulva, resembling a number five on the Arby's menu.

Damn, did you see that stripper's snatch? I wonder if she's serving fries with that number five.

by CatPoopSix January 3, 2011

number fifteen

The act of fornicating in a coffee shop when exactly Two US Marine Corps veterans are present and a nun is there to bless the ceremony. Whipped cream optional.

Me and my girl totally did a number fifteen at Starbucks today. Yolo.

by Pseudonammeelolz September 13, 2013

Number Two Truck

When someone is on there way to the restroom to defecate, they are said to be on the "number two truck."

Person A: Where did Johnny go?
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.

by Maggie L. January 14, 2008

Numberous

A perfectly complementary combination of numb and numerous.

1. Adj. numberous - To render others emotionally unresponsive due to a boringly large number of attempts to discern stated goals

I have attended numberous meetings calls to determine why we have to attend so many meetings."

by GSA Mike May 5, 2011