You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022

African condom

An African condom is an Egyptian foreskin.

When procuring an African condom, one must meet with an Egyptian, who makes all genders try his foreskin for free. This repulsive act is only followed by the Egyptian taxi driver holding their belongings for ransom.

by ecaleohs June 3, 2023

Condom

What broke when u parents had u

Ur mum : oh shit

ur dad : what

ur mum : the condom broke

ur dad: well fuck me deAd wtf am i gon do now

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 18, 2020

condom

broking one

ur dad used a broking condom.

by foxy_vr February 18, 2022

phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.

I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.

by Adventure13.1 May 4, 2017

Brazilian War Condom

A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.

Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.

by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021

condom dress

A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.

Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!

by Horseee Girl! July 18, 2016