Sticky Moment

This is the moment after masturbating, you go outside to smoke a cigarette or something else without washing your hands and someone usually a friend approaches you wanting to give you a hand shake. The sticky moment is the dilemma between shaking his hand or choosing not too. A sticky moment can lead to the sticky shake.

Friend1: What's up homey? (attempts to shake hands)
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!

by Chico Blacklung December 15, 2010

Hippocampus moment

That moment you reach a place and realise exactly where you are. It reflects the moment where your hippocampus (the brain structure involved in memory and navigation which stores maps of the environment you have visited before) recognises that you have been to a place before and merges two cognitive maps together (one map made when you visited in the past and the map made in the present).

I am used to go to the supermarket by taking Broadway, but yesterday I was on South street and reached the supermarket. I had a hippocampus moment! I realised South street leads to broadway!

by KindHippocampus August 15, 2017

Everest Moment

The act of having sex with someone purely because they are into you.

Based on the quote by George Mallory when asked why he wanted to climb Everest replied, "Because it's there."

#1Hey, why did you go home with that butters girl last night? #2 'I dunno man, it was just an Everest moment.

by ChazzyD June 17, 2011

Bewilder moment

Will is a guy who is always on his phone trying to level up. We call him bewilder whenever mr. Hammett catches him on it

BEWILDER MOMENT

by Momento bruh November 18, 2019

monkey moment

A monkey moment is the term used for when a weird or funny thing happens in a weird or unexpected way.
The individual who caused the monkey moment can then be referred to as a monkey.

*People trolling on a Minecraft server get an innocent player banned after bringing out their dark side*
"Wow, I can't believe those monkeys got him banned"
"What a monkey moment"

by monkey momenter November 22, 2019

yanderedev moment

when you get kicked out of the discord server of a game just for complaining about the asshole developers

- ..and then, i got banned.

- Bro that's such a yanderedev moment

by rokcris7 June 13, 2020

Gold Moment

Something so mind bogglingly stupid, retarded or wrong that it short circuits your brain.

That was a Gold Moment right there.

by Necron Overlord of Cheese March 29, 2023